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    馒头N中结局

     
     
    从前有一个胖的像包子一样的馒头。

    见义勇为篇:一天,丸子正在过马路,一辆汽车飞驰而过,馒头奋不顾身冲上去救了丸子,结果世界上多了一种食物--比萨。

    不自量力篇: 某天,馒头找菜刀单挑,结果他变成了-刀削面。
    无辜篇: 一天,馒头看见哥哥在和肉团、生菜打架,于是上去劝架,结果世界上多了一种食物-汉堡包。
    强壮篇: 馒头觉得自己的身体不够强壮,于是每天坚持喝牛奶、吃鸡蛋,锻炼身体,经过不懈的努力,他终于变成了-饼干。
    成长篇: 馒头小的时候是-旺仔小馒头。
    休闲篇: 馒头去大众澡堂泡澡,一只山羊也来洗澡,于是他们变成了-羊肉泡馍。
    奋进篇: 馒头到国外留学,回来之后,他变成了-面包。
    倒霉篇: 某天,馒头不小心掉到油锅里,结果他变成了-油条。
    浪漫篇: 馒头爱上了香肠,他们发誓永不分离,于是世界上多了一种食物—热狗。
    恐怖篇: 馒头有梦游的习惯。一天早上,馒头突然发现睡在自己身边的丸子不见了,他找了半天也没有找到丸子。洗脸的时候,他无意中照镜子,发现自己成了一个-包子。嘻嘻 肉包..
     
    呵呵,今天你笑了吗? ...

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